I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia”and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck”.
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it